Bastards stole my bike light last night. Got a new one. Then I defaced it with a marker pen, wrapped it in duct tape and finally glued some trash on top of it. Just to make sure that nobody will be tempted to steal and sell it. Uglification rules. Wonder when products will come industrially pre-uglified, like stone washed jeans. Wonder how long it take that uglified is the new white.

Seen other specimens of bespoke uglification lately?